Pass on something you've learned in your life

[Knucklehead]

Hey, watch the road!

 

[Knucklehead]

We aim to please.
You aim too, please.

That would make a good sign for a men's urinal.

 

[Michibacy]

Saw that on the wall of the stall in Walmart a few months back

 

[Gdaddy]

One more bit of advice...

" A smart monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey"

 

[Brown Thumb]

I am in Business To Make A Profit Not a Friend.

 

[webmost]

Walk it off.

 

[webmost]

Rub some dirt on it.

 

[deluxestogie]

All bleeding stops.

Bob

 

[grgfinney]

Within reason

 

[Boboro]

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Dad said.... Ant no bird in that bush. Dumb ass.

 

[Matty]

I always got told not to use my hand as a hammer. It never sunk in till earlier this year when I started having problems with my pinky, ring finger and palm. My pinky is now usually ice cold along with half my ring finger and have to be careful putting pressure on my palm. Years of pounding on wrenches, banging things into place and using a machete have now damaged my right hand. It's a big problem for me at work now (steel fabricator leaning towards boiler maker) as I can barely use a hammer in my right hand and extended periods of gringing cause a lot of pain. So, don't use your hand as a hammer, that's what hammers are for! And for gosh sake wear ear plugs when things get loud, I always have and am very greatful for it.

 

[rustycase]

.time to do it over gain passes away.

 

[webmost]

No one ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

 

[grgfinney]

It takes twice as long to do something half-assed and do it over then doing it right the first time

 

[webmost]

When people say "Be yourself" what they really mean is "...just like me."

 

[forumdotabaco]

If it seams to risky or to stupid to do, don't do it , there's always someone up to do it for you.

 

[webmost]

The large print giveth
The small print taketh away.

 

[quo155]

The large print giveth
The small print taketh away.

Right! That's a good one!!!

 

[ArizonaDave]

One of the most important lessons in life I've learned is this: "Life's too short not to forgive". That, and "Love people, even if they don't love you back".

 

[Bigdog]

The bigger the problem... The bigger the hammer.