Jokes and Joshin'

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[MarcL]

tweet of the week; If vegans love animals so much, why are they eating all there food?

 

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[burge]

A guy and a cigarette were bragging on who would win a fight. The guy said I will hands down I'll smoke ya

 

[OldDinosaurWesH]

If those PETA guys get too obnoxious, tell them you all ready belong to PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!

 

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[Jitterbugdude]

My wife was complaining to me the other day. She said I had two faults that really annoyed her. One was that I never listen to her. I didn't hear the second one because she was rambling on about some useless shit again.

 

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[ChinaVoodoo]

Alberta's provincial bird:

Bubo virginianus

Alberta's provincial tree:

Pinus contorta latifolia

Coincidence?

 

[ChinaVoodoo]

Now this one isn't a joke. It's a real news story, but funny nevertheless.
http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada...erta-crash-involving-naked-suspects-1.3666465

 

[OldDinosaurWesH]

Local names we use are Bull Pine or Black Pine. Mostly found at higher elevations, 5,000 feet & up (1,524 meters), around here. They are survivors, who can tolerate the deep snow and live. They also make good firewood. The rounds are usually small enough in diameter that you don't have to split them. There are always a lot of dead ones to saw up.

But I don't get the humor?

Wes H.

 

[ChinaVoodoo]

Local names we use are Bull Pine or Black Pine. Mostly found at higher elevations, 5,000 feet & up (1,524 meters), around here. They are survivors, who can tolerate the deep snow and live. They also make good firewood. The rounds are usually small enough in diameter that you don't have to split them. There are always a lot of dead ones to saw up.

But I don't get the humor?

Wes H.

Maybe look at the two species names a little closer. There's a couple puns that are indubidably low brow.

 

[OldDinosaurWesH]

After exhaustive research the supreme court ruled that Washington D.C. could not have a nativity scene this year.

This wasn't because they held such a display to be illegal.

After exhaustive research, no one was able to find three wise men...or a virgin!

Wes H.

(My paraphrase after an E-Mail chain I received recently.)

 

[Tutu]

Haha I know that one as "why wasn't Jesus born in ....."