Jokes and Joshin'

[FmGrowit]

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[leverhead]

LOL!!

 

[Gmac]

I nearbout did that when I was about three years old. I had a charge account at the store down the street; til the bill came due!

Gmac

 

[DGBAMA]

I about choked laughing when I saw this:

 

[webmost]

That's funny right there.

 

[jolly]

Re: Rolling Habanos

I would give my left tesctical for a mold like that!! I would love to have a Churchill mold. Any donations welcome!!!!

Dude, how many testicles did you start with? You've traded away at least three by my count...

 

[dvick003]

Re: Rolling Habanos

Dude, how many testicles did you start with? You've traded away at least three by my count...

I was wondering the same thing. Ha...

 

[LewZephyr]

Re: Rolling Habanos

Dude, how many testicles did you start with? You've traded away at least three by my count...

I am sorry to notice and have to point out. You seem overly aware of his ball count......

WE HAVE A BALL WATCHER HERE!!!!!..


That is all.

 

[jolly]

Re: Rolling Habanos

I am sorry to notice and have to point out. You seem overly aware of his ball count......

WE HAVE A BALL WATCHER HERE!!!!!..


That is all.

Let's be clear that counting balls and watching them are two different things. And I'll go on record as saying that I have never given or received testicles as payment for goods and/or services.

It was meant as more of a warning for those that do accept testicle payment -- people offering more than two are suspect. You may be receiving low quality, chemical laden balls from the big ball manufacturers -- not the homegrown balls you might be expecting. Caveat emptor!

 

[BarG]

Of all the things I would never trade {None bodily] Balls and thumbs rank right up there.

 

[chuditch]

I nearbout did that when I was about three years old. I had a charge account at the store down the street; til the bill came due!

Gmac

My son at 14 when we went to Bali went down to the bar everyday had a beer and signed for it I didn't know till I was signing the account at the end of a fortnights stay

 

[LewZephyr]

@Jolly,
Thanks for the laugh... that was spot on.

 

[Ben Brand]

Hey! you lot leave my balls alone, I need them for trading!!!!

 

[Jack in NB]

Spring's coming!

 

[DGBAMA]

Thanks Jack. LOL.

 

[BarG]

He probably ate him Balls and all.

 

[Matty]

How I lost my teeth!!!!I was in the Mulligan's Rose bar last night, waiting at the bar for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big rough b***h cougar came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.I looked at her and said, "Do you have a pen?" She said, "I sure do."I said, "Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing."My dental surgery is on Monday.

 

[ChinaVoodoo]

Read with Canadian accent

So, Mary and I are walking across the high level bridge on our way to the liquor store, ey. And Mary turns to me and says, "Joe....Joe".

And I says, "Yeah, Mary"?

And she says, "Joe, wouldn't it be funny if I took a piss off the bridge right here?"

And I says, "Yeah Mary, I think that'd be pretty funny." So Mary climbs up and sticks her ass over the railing and starts taking a piss into the North Saskatchewan River.

And Mary says, "Joe, Joe, come look. I'm pissing on those people down in that canoe!"

And I says, "Ah, Mary ya stupid b#@!, that's just your reflection."

 

[Matty]

Ha! Lol

 

[Ben Brand]

Chinavoodoo that was a flippen good joke, well done, you made me laugh out load. Doesn't happen often.